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The FUnicorn

The FUnicorn

The FUnicorn is your Zero Fucks Hero! In a world where dickishness Is afoot & douchiness oppresses the meek... HE WILL BE THERE! 

A majestical steed delivering Backhands of Justice, your Zero Fucks Hero has come to annihilate mediocrity, obliterate the status quo, and destroy stereotypes. With a righteous fury and a flaming, ass-kicking hoof, your Zero Fucks Hero will deliver… his message of love! Zero Fucks Given... or Taken.

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